in christines position (poem)

My world had color until he cheated;
thought I was considered everything in a gurl..that he NEEDED.
but i guess i was wrong, thinkin (what) we had was strong!
i didnt wanna be that broken hearted girl who sings "The poor girl" song.
jusz like maya angelou , her words...so deep....
thanks for givin me a reason to know that on a niqqa u dntt eva sleep!
i gave you my world ..and this is what i get....
didnt think i'd be sittin here thinkin hard && full of regret
thanks for makinq me feel like i was the only one
shot me in the heart , with the pain of a bullshot gun
tryna crumble me up, && shatter me to pieces...
you aint eva gunna see me with what broken heart symtoms releases
didnt think it was me that you would have played...after all this time by your side i had stayed.
i feel kinda bad for you..cuz since you lost me you'll be settling for less
you wont find another "her" like me...dahm aint that a mess?!
appreciate what you have when you have it..cuz its something you will miss forever
to find another gurl who was a "CHRISTINE" like me, nahhh boyy you WONT everrr!

Do's nd DON' TS !

this goes out to all u loosers out there that gotta check yaself on what you do..you wanna keep a gurl denn KEEP ya akt together..us females really shouldn't have to be telling you guys "u gotta do dis"...or "your'e supposed to do that !." but to know what chu gotta do before we can even think it !
ask her if she's hungry , if she denys it buy it for her enyways cuss 99.9% of the time were lying ..lol..pay us a dahm cab going nd returning ! especially if were just starting to talk or is the beginning of the relationship until 2 people are used to eachother up to the point that ya in it 50% with eachotha.PLEASE DONOT fart in the start of you nd a female...it is very unattractive especially if a female is not used to you like that.It'sss tooo early in the relationship for a guy to look bumby..unless its like a cute bumby type thing..like a cute fly bumby if u get me...if u dnt ur SLOW !...lml ..like a cute bumby for a female would be hair pushed back in a polo cap ,cute lil sweats nd some kicks to top it off...for a guy it would kinds be the same...or like a tangtop ...aowwww sexyy =]...i hate an imature nigga...u kan akt goffy in you sometimes but when u get annoying to the point u wanna hit him...like CUT IT OUT !..I absoultley HATE if im invited over a nigga starts playing video games nd has been there sitting to look cute nd presentable like some dahm statue...SMH ! not wid iht'...I like a niqqa to respect my friends as i would respect his.If we walking in the street hold my hand..show me some loveing nd signs that show care..nd lets a shorty kno hes knows whats hes got!Dnt keep a shorty going to ur crib 24.7..show ha diff places to go..take her out...u DNT even need to pay to go out...Fck a movie nd dinner like EVERYONE else does...take her to the beach , sit nd talk or even lay in the sand...take a shorty to city island to have some nice smoothie drinks..talk nd see fireworks...bow to a shorties desires needs then watch ha cater to you .ya BOYS gots lotsss of catching up 2 do...STOP copying what everyone else does...BE unique, surprising nd make ha heart GLOW =]

Phenominal woman !

Iam the hope of the slave and i DNT work for free
somebody BETTER find my check or a phenominal woman will get BEAT , phenominally !


lmfaooooooooooooooo , ilove thisss quote <3333

Madea's relationship advice =]..lmaooooooo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WF_10F7eYRE ( link ]

i fcks wit madea HARDBODY =D

MADEAS QUOTES ...

1- It ain’t what people call you, it’s what you answer to.

2-I oughta PUNCH you in the FACE girl what da hell wrong wit you?

3-Look at dem shoes! Girl she done STUFFED dem feet down in dem shoes!

4-Brown that aint sexy thats nasty thats what that is!

5-Hellerrrrrr!
6-Madea: Judges got a real attitude with me, they took me to the judge
and he said "Im sick of seeing you", I said "Im sick of seeing
you too". He said "Dont be getting smart with me", I said "Ive
been smart, Im just getting here". He said "Say one more thing", I
said "Go to hell", he said "Go to jail".


7-I know you can't read but that sign say Do not feed the monkeys.


8-You can get it one of two ways. You can get it from his checking account voluntarily, or his insurance policy. Involuntary manslaughter. Which one is it gon' be?

9-IMA BIG FAT WOMAN CAN I BACK THAT THING UP ..LMAOOO


10-[watching Madea butter her house arrest bracelet] You know, I was watching the Animal Planet channel and they say that when a coyote is trapped, it will eat its own foot off to get out of the trap. You want some hot sauce? In your case it wouldn't be a coyote, it would be an elephant. A big old giraffe.
Madea: Say one more thing, Joe.
[click of gun]
Madea: Say one more thing. I don't hear you. You're quiet, can I buy a vowel?

11-Well, peace always comes with still...
[takes out gun]
Madea: 'cause I keeps me a piece o' steel.

12-Madea: Eighteen years. Cooking. Cleaning. Havin' sex wit him when he wanted it, was it good?
Helen: [shakes head in disgust] No.
Madea: *Major* deduction.

13-Madea: Rip it.
Helen: Rip it?
Madea: Rip it.
Helen: Rip it.
Madea: Rip it. Rip it.
Helen: Rip it. Rip it.
Madea: Rip it.
Helen: Rip it.
Madea: Rip it real good. Rip it.
Helen: Wait a minute. What is this going to solve?
Madea: Nothing. It's just gonna make you feel better.

14-I'll be at church when they get a smoking section.

15-Mable 'Madea' Simmons: Look girl I'm done told you already to stop poppin' that gum!
Nikki: Look! If you touch me, I'm gonna call 911!
Mable 'Madea' Simmons: My daughter tried that. I hit her so hard she dialed 919!
[turns around and starts hitting Nikki]

16-madea :LIL GIRL wen u gunna go to skool ?
girl : i go when i want 2
madea : IM GUNNA GO BACK TO JAIL !

true words .......................

Sometimes
Some lies
Can take a minute
To fully realize
His tears
Your eyes
Thirty seconds to apologize
You give it one more chance
Just like the time before
But he already know you'd give a hundred more
Until that night in bed
You wake up in a sweat
You're racing to the door
Can't take it anymore
---------------------- ( Lesson learned by ; Alicia keys ft. John mayer )

I was burned but I called it a lesson learned
Mistake overturned
So I call it a lesson learned
My soul has returned
So I call it a lesson learned
Another lesson learned
------------------------
Life perfect
Ain't perfect
If you don't know what the struggle's for
Falling down ain't falling down
If you don't cry when you hit the floor
It's called the past cause I'm getting past
And I ain't nothing like I was before
You ought to see me now

glad i can go on !

the moment i wrote this , i dnt think i've ever been mad in my WHOLE entire life like THIS day..because of this person." ...is a throw bak thooe '

glad i kan go on....

i guess it's safe to say, i'm healed from it all
it took a step at a time but i am here standing tall
keeping my head up still liviing my life
putting behiind me , shiit that used to cut liike a kniife!
an imititation of miss independent cuz i does meh
dont care wat you do,could care less is w.e B
stepped 3 steps forward cause i've left you behind
the quote made it official for you niqqahs cause love is blind !!
if you had came , guess wat i was already there
huh? what i'm sorry i missed that is there something you wanna share??
matter fact nah pause that NEWFLASH i dont care !
i could find me a better niiqqah then you anywhere!
watever u diidnt say before dosent really matter now!
you put on a great show really had me going, sO please take a bow!
its crazy you know cause dead ass gave you my heart
but you did nothing but take advantage nd took it apart
the funny shiit that gonna have me dying is when you come to me
imma be liike niiqqah please! you can keep banging B !
they say when you lose someone is when you appreciate them more
ladies keep your head up kiick those niiqqahs out the door !
never in my life i'd imagined yOu'd be this kind of persOn:
stupid me ! whO gOt caught up in lies nd all the emotions
its aight tho cause is stormy now but it cant rain forever
cause your a jerk nd i am a star that shines for yOu ? nah neva!!!
yOu might've put me through the crazy weather but dont you sleep on me cuz i could make it through w.e
i hate you now i aint supposed to hate
niiqqh you might've started eating, but the rest of the food on yOur're plate
niiqqah i ate !
which means your the player but imma beat you at yOur Own game
.. fOr a dumb ass niiqqah that acts liike yOu just a fuckiing lame !!
silly me for the pOems i ever wrote bout yOu
was i supposed to wait around for you nd watch all the stupid shiit you dO ....
how dum was i to beliieve that you actually cared
abOut a heart that was sent Out tO yOu , which you cOmpletely teared !
but i'm glad idc nO more your Old news and im dOne with the past
glad i can happily push fOrward wit my future nd forget bout your dumb ass at last !
put it all behind me nd never turn back
next time niqqa! get it rite !nd lets hope that you know how 2 act

wriitten by;stephaniie...aka...steffybabi

a throwbak i wrote when i was mad as HELL !!! ( on sum Lil kim shxxt )..lmaooo